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Pair it with jeans, or layer it under a jacket when the evenings turn cool.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFree shipping included on all apparel, no minimum required.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy You'll Love It:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✔ \"Mercury Retrograde Survivor\" planet design with stars and cosmic details\u003cbr\u003e\n✔ Heavyweight 6.1 oz garment-dyed, ring-spun US cotton\u003cbr\u003e\n✔ Relaxed fit with double-needle stitching\u003cbr\u003e\n✔ Six colors, sizes S to 4XL (White runs M to 3XL)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect For:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✔ Astrology lovers and anyone who checks the retrograde calendar first\u003cbr\u003e\n✔ Astrology meetups, moon circles, and workshops\u003cbr\u003e\n✔ A funny gift for the friend who blames everything on Mercury\u003cbr\u003e\n✔ Cozy everyday wear\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare \u0026amp; Fabric:\u003c\/strong\u003e 100% ring-spun US cotton, 6.1 oz, garment-dyed. Wash separately the first time, then machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low, use a cool iron if needed (never over the print), and do not dry clean.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe planets may spin backward, but you keep moving forward.\u003c\/em\u003e 🌙\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow does it fit?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis Comfort Colors tee has a relaxed, roomy unisex fit and runs true to size. Size up one for a slouchy, oversized look. Sizes run S to 4XL, though not every color comes in every size. 🌙\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the fabric feel like?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's heavyweight 6.1 oz garment-dyed, ring-spun US cotton that feels soft and lived-in from the very first wear. Each tee is dyed after it's sewn, which gives the color that slightly vintage depth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow do I care for my tee?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWash it separately the first time, then machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Don't bleach, and tumble dry low. Use a cool iron if needed (never over the print), and skip the dry cleaner.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhen will my tee arrive?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eEach one is printed just for you once your order comes in. Most orders ship within 2 to 7 business days, though busy seasons can add a little time. Once it's on its way, delivery time depends on where you live. Shipping is always free on apparel, with no minimum, and we ship within the US only. ✨\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat if it doesn't fit?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo worries. Try it on when it arrives, and if it isn't right, you can return it unworn and unwashed within 30 days. 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