Description
Consider this fair warning. 🐉✨
Set against a retro sunburst, a poised dragon delivers the message with quiet confidence: 'Don't Poke the Dragon.' A tee with a playful, slightly wicked streak, made for game nights, tabletop marathons, and anyone whose calm exterior conceals a fire-breathing core.
This is for the ones who know that peace is a choice — and so is chaos. Who sit quietly at the table until someone pushes too far, then suddenly everyone remembers why you were never the one to mess with. For the D&D players, the tabletop marathon crew, the friend who keeps the peace but has limits, and everyone who knows that the calmest person in the room is often the most dangerous. Wear it on game nights when the stakes are high, to gatherings where you need people to know what they're dealing with, or any day when you want to wear your warning on the outside. 🖤
Heavyweight garment-dyed cotton that feels like an old favorite from day one — soft, broken in, with that perfectly lived-in feel that only gets better with every wash. The muted tones deepen with time, and the retro sunburst graphic stays sharp wash after wash.
Why You'll Love It:
✔ Heavyweight garment-dyed Comfort Colors cotton — soft, durable, gets better with every wear
✔ Retro sunburst with poised dragon and bold lettering — playful, slightly wicked, deeply confident
✔ Perfect for game night crew, tabletop marathons, and anyone with a quiet fire
✔ Runs true to size — moves with you through every adventure
Care & Fabric: 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed, heavyweight 6.1 oz — Comfort Colors 1717. Wash separately the first time; machine wash cold inside out with like colors. Do not bleach; tumble dry low. Cool iron if needed, avoid the print; do not dry clean.
Don't poke the dragon. Wear it instead. 🐉✨
Description
Consider this fair warning. 🐉✨
Set against a retro sunburst, a poised dragon delivers the message with quiet confidence: 'Don't Poke the Dragon.' A tee with a playful, slightly wicked streak, made for game nights, tabletop marathons, and anyone whose calm exterior conceals a fire-breathing core.
This is for the ones who know that peace is a choice — and so is chaos. Who sit quietly at the table until someone pushes too far, then suddenly everyone remembers why you were never the one to mess with. For the D&D players, the tabletop marathon crew, the friend who keeps the peace but has limits, and everyone who knows that the calmest person in the room is often the most dangerous. Wear it on game nights when the stakes are high, to gatherings where you need people to know what they're dealing with, or any day when you want to wear your warning on the outside. 🖤
Heavyweight garment-dyed cotton that feels like an old favorite from day one — soft, broken in, with that perfectly lived-in feel that only gets better with every wash. The muted tones deepen with time, and the retro sunburst graphic stays sharp wash after wash.
Why You'll Love It:
✔ Heavyweight garment-dyed Comfort Colors cotton — soft, durable, gets better with every wear
✔ Retro sunburst with poised dragon and bold lettering — playful, slightly wicked, deeply confident
✔ Perfect for game night crew, tabletop marathons, and anyone with a quiet fire
✔ Runs true to size — moves with you through every adventure
Care & Fabric: 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed, heavyweight 6.1 oz — Comfort Colors 1717. Wash separately the first time; machine wash cold inside out with like colors. Do not bleach; tumble dry low. Cool iron if needed, avoid the print; do not dry clean.
Don't poke the dragon. Wear it instead. 🐉✨
