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Don’t Poke the Dragon T-Shirt

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    • Description

      Every dragon deserves fair warning — and so does everyone else. Set against a retro sunburst, a poised dragon delivers the message with quiet confidence: "Don't Poke The Dragon." It's a tee with a playful, slightly wicked streak, made for game nights, tabletop marathons, and anyone whose calm exterior conceals a fire-breathing core. The garment-dyed finish gives it that soft, faded, favorite-shirt feel from the very first wear.

      Why You'll Love It

      • Retro fantasy art: A vintage sunburst dragon design with a warning worth heeding — dry humor for fiery souls
      • Lived-in softness: Garment-dyed Comfort Colors fabric with that perfectly broken-in look and feel from day one
      • Heavyweight quality: Substantial 6.1 oz ring-spun cotton that drapes well and holds up wash after wash
      • Relaxed unisex fit: Tubular construction with no side seams for an easy, comfortable silhouette
      • A gift with attitude: Perfect for dragon lovers, tabletop gamers, and the delightfully unbotherable

      Care Instructions & Fabric Details

      Made from heavyweight 6.1 oz, 100% ring-spun cotton with a garment-dyed finish, tubular knit construction (no side seams), and double-needle stitching throughout. Because of the rich garment-dyed color, wash separately before first wear. Machine wash cold, inside out; do not bleach; tumble dry low; iron on low if needed (never directly over the print); do not dry clean.

    Description

    Every dragon deserves fair warning — and so does everyone else. Set against a retro sunburst, a poised dragon delivers the message with quiet confidence: "Don't Poke The Dragon." It's a tee with a playful, slightly wicked streak, made for game nights, tabletop marathons, and anyone whose calm exterior conceals a fire-breathing core. The garment-dyed finish gives it that soft, faded, favorite-shirt feel from the very first wear.

    Why You'll Love It

    • Retro fantasy art: A vintage sunburst dragon design with a warning worth heeding — dry humor for fiery souls
    • Lived-in softness: Garment-dyed Comfort Colors fabric with that perfectly broken-in look and feel from day one
    • Heavyweight quality: Substantial 6.1 oz ring-spun cotton that drapes well and holds up wash after wash
    • Relaxed unisex fit: Tubular construction with no side seams for an easy, comfortable silhouette
    • A gift with attitude: Perfect for dragon lovers, tabletop gamers, and the delightfully unbotherable

    Care Instructions & Fabric Details

    Made from heavyweight 6.1 oz, 100% ring-spun cotton with a garment-dyed finish, tubular knit construction (no side seams), and double-needle stitching throughout. Because of the rich garment-dyed color, wash separately before first wear. Machine wash cold, inside out; do not bleach; tumble dry low; iron on low if needed (never directly over the print); do not dry clean.