It Sucks To Be You Wicked Witch Mojo Candle

“You messed with the witch? Well, all I can say is… it sucks to be you!” —Dorothy Morrison

The Wicked Witch Mojo "It Sucks To Be You" Candle is not here to play nice. This obsidian black pillar candle, spiked with a bold blend of spicy ginger and sweet vanilla, is your magical megaphone to declare: enough is enough. Use this candle when you’ve been pushed too far and are ready to stand your ground with fierce, no-nonsense energy.

Crafted with Dorothy Morrison’s signature edge and empowered intention, this banishing spell candle is designed to send negativity packing—especially when someone just won’t quit. Whether you're dealing with gossip, psychic attacks, workplace drama, or energetic leeches, this candle builds a wall of magical protection and returns misery to sender. 

💬 Words of Mojo (on candle):
I hold my ground as my fire burns you. You can push and push and push but you have touched the immovable wall. It sucks to be you. A waste of energy, a fruitless endeavor, for the more you mess with me, the more miserable you’ll be.

Details:

• Size: 2" x 4" pillar

• Burn Time: Approx. 40 hours

• Color: Obsidian Black

• Scent: Spicy Ginger & Sweet Vanilla

• Crafted with Intention in Ferndale, MI

• Includes Dorothy Morrison’s Mojo Spell for Energetic Protection

• Purchase includes one candle

Safety First (Witch’s Way):

• Before lighting, release the candle from its mortal confines (remove all packaging).

• Keep the flame under watchful eyes—never leave it unattended.

• Place in a fire-safe container and burn away from drafts, flammable objects, children, and pets.

• Respect the burn—observe from a distance and let the magic do its work.

Crafted with Intention:
Each Wicked Witch Mojo Candle is a conduit of your will, infused with powerful herbs and oils chosen for their energetic correspondence. This is witchcraft with bite—a potent tool for your modern magical arsenal.