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"You Say Witch Like It's a Bad Thing" Tee — Funny Witchy Halloween Shirt

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    • Description

      They whispered it like an insult.
      You heard it as a compliment.
      A proud, playful witch tee for the ones who wear the word with a smile. 🦇

      The "You Say Witch Like It's a Bad Thing" Tee is for every woman who has ever been called a witch for knowing too much, speaking her mind, or trusting her intuition. The whimsical lettering, crowned with a tiny witch hat and a flutter of bats, turns an old label into a badge of honour. For centuries, the witch was the herbalist, the midwife, the wise woman at the edge of the village, the one people went to when they needed answers. This shirt reclaims that lineage with a wink: bold, friendly, and completely unapologetic.

      Why You'll Love It:

      ✔ Soft, lightweight 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (4.2 oz)
      ✔ Retail fit with side seams for a flattering, easy drape
      ✔ Ribbed collar, shoulder tape, and tear-away label for comfort that lasts
      ✔ Available in Dark Grey Heather, Heather Brown, Heather Forest, and Heather Orange, sizes XS–4XL
      ✔ Pairs with our Samhain Ritual Candles and a Black Obsidian Tumbled crystal
      ✔ Free shipping on all apparel, no minimum

      Perfect For:

      ✔ Halloween parties and Samhain gatherings
      ✔ Coven nights, book clubs, and tarot circles
      ✔ Pumpkin patch afternoons and bonfire evenings
      ✔ Gifting to your favourite witchy friend
      ✔ Every day you choose to own who you are

      How to Use It:

      On Samhain night, light a Samhain Ritual Candle and hold a Black Obsidian in your palm. Think of the women in your line, by blood or by spirit, who were called witch and kept going anyway. Thank them out loud. Keep the stone in your pocket and wear this tee the next day as your quiet answer to anyone who still says the word like it's a bad thing. 🖤

      Wise, wild, and proud of every letter. 🌙✨

      Care / Please Note:

      Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F). Non-chlorine bleach only as needed. Tumble dry low. Iron, steam, or dry on medium heat. Do not dry clean. Ethically produced (Fair Labor Association / Platinum WRAP) and REACH certified. Each shirt is printed to order, so please allow a few extra days for production.

    Description

    They whispered it like an insult.
    You heard it as a compliment.
    A proud, playful witch tee for the ones who wear the word with a smile. 🦇

    The "You Say Witch Like It's a Bad Thing" Tee is for every woman who has ever been called a witch for knowing too much, speaking her mind, or trusting her intuition. The whimsical lettering, crowned with a tiny witch hat and a flutter of bats, turns an old label into a badge of honour. For centuries, the witch was the herbalist, the midwife, the wise woman at the edge of the village, the one people went to when they needed answers. This shirt reclaims that lineage with a wink: bold, friendly, and completely unapologetic.

    Why You'll Love It:

    ✔ Soft, lightweight 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (4.2 oz)
    ✔ Retail fit with side seams for a flattering, easy drape
    ✔ Ribbed collar, shoulder tape, and tear-away label for comfort that lasts
    ✔ Available in Dark Grey Heather, Heather Brown, Heather Forest, and Heather Orange, sizes XS–4XL
    ✔ Pairs with our Samhain Ritual Candles and a Black Obsidian Tumbled crystal
    ✔ Free shipping on all apparel, no minimum

    Perfect For:

    ✔ Halloween parties and Samhain gatherings
    ✔ Coven nights, book clubs, and tarot circles
    ✔ Pumpkin patch afternoons and bonfire evenings
    ✔ Gifting to your favourite witchy friend
    ✔ Every day you choose to own who you are

    How to Use It:

    On Samhain night, light a Samhain Ritual Candle and hold a Black Obsidian in your palm. Think of the women in your line, by blood or by spirit, who were called witch and kept going anyway. Thank them out loud. Keep the stone in your pocket and wear this tee the next day as your quiet answer to anyone who still says the word like it's a bad thing. 🖤

    Wise, wild, and proud of every letter. 🌙✨

    Care / Please Note:

    Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F). Non-chlorine bleach only as needed. Tumble dry low. Iron, steam, or dry on medium heat. Do not dry clean. Ethically produced (Fair Labor Association / Platinum WRAP) and REACH certified. Each shirt is printed to order, so please allow a few extra days for production.